Grumpy Joe

( Joe Weston-Webb)

For Joe's Serious manufactured items click here

Catapult

AS SEEN ON TV!

 

A minature model of the full sized Catapult that Joe used at his shows and to fire his wife across the River Avon. Also used to protect his factory against vandals by firing chicken poo at intruders!
Powered by 4 Bungies.
Dimensions: 32 inches long - 14 inches wide - 40 inches high (17 inches to pivot point)
This working model catapult can be yours at a bargain price of just £75.
To order or for more info, please call (01509) 670006 or email joe@grumpyjoe.co.uk.

Duct Tape

45mm wide black duct tape, dicscounts given on larger quantities
To order or for more info, please call (01509) 670006 or email joe@grumpyjoe.co.uk.

£1.50 a Roll
Postage: £2 Per Roll - £10 for box of 10

Joe's Acrylic Cleaner

Grumpy Joe's Acrylic Potion has been specially formulated to clean Joe's black and white acrylic floors.
Just apply to a soft cloth and polish in a circular motion

£9 - 1 Litre
£40 - 5 Litres
Postage: £7

To order or for more info, please call (01509) 670006 or email joe@grumpyjoe.co.uk.

Joe's Shoesaver

Joe's Shoesaver is an ideal gift for man that has everything.
Speacialy designed to stop those annoying splash backs.

£10 plus VAT
Postage: £7

To order or for more info, please call (01509) 670006 or email joe@grumpyjoe.co.uk.

Joe's Carpet Grabber

Grumpy Joe's Carpet grabber has been specially designed to aid lifting anbd moving rolls of carpet, simply slide in to the end of a roll of carpet, turn the locking handle round and the grabber is fixed to the carpet so it cant fall out, for safe carrying and pulling.
Can also be turned upside down on the floor, so the grabber can be used to aid unrolling of the carpet.

£75.00 each
£140.00 per pair

To order or for more info, please call (01509) 670006 or email joe@grumpyjoe.co.uk.